10. Deep fat fry those Mars bars in VEGETABLE OIL!
9. Run on the spot while eating.
8. Get a laser and slice of the desired amount wieght you would like to lose.
7. By extremely large clothes, then tell people "Wow...these pants were so tight last year!"
6. Buy a life-size doll of Richard Simmons that says "If you don't lose wieght, I'll never shut-up!"
5. Turn your home vacuum cleaner into a household liposuction machine!
4. Poop lots.
3. Eat Beaver!
2. Keep yourself on a strict, no-real food diet like vegetables.
And the #1 way to lose wieght is...
to the T.V to change the channel instead of using the remote control!
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