TOP TEN SUBSTITUTES FOR TOLIET PAPER

10. Old newspapers.
9. A very large toothbrush.
8. Any soft, furry animal.
7. Paint Brush (preferably a soft, horse tail one).
6. Bounce Sheets.
5. Coffee Filters.
4. Cotton Ski Mask's(don't ask).
3. The fuzzy cover of the toliet seat.
2. Hilroy lined school paper (not recommended...it could be your homework)

And the #1 substitute for Tolit Paper is...


THE "DOVE MOISTERIZING PUFF"


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