10. "The limit's 100 km/h??? I was driving so fast I could't read the sign."
9. "I thought the speedometer read from right to left. Does that make sense?"
8. "I never did understand that whole more than, less than stuff in math."
7. "I think my cat is pregnet, and I must get to him..er..her."
6. "Oh well, you see I'm a pilot, so you can see how I got confused. Car...plane...what's the diff?"
5. "If I drive faster and pass everyone else, I'll never get in an accident!"
4. "I like getting pulled over. It turns me on. What about you, Mr. Sweetie-Cop?
3. "I'm blind"
2. "I stepped on some gum, so my foot stuck to the gas pedel. Wierd, eh?
And the #1 Bad Excuse for excessive speeding is...
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