10. There's a dead body in the trunk.
9. The airbag inflates with a handpump.
8. 0 to 60km/hr in 5 minutes.
7. It can't do 60km/hr.
6. It gets quieter when the muffler falls off.
5. You start it by putting a quarter in the slot.
4. The windshield is made of cellophane.
3. When you crash the car into a telephone pole and you friends, seeing the damage, ask when you had the car fixed.
2. The salesmans first words were, "Your not a cop, are you?"
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