10. He picks up the wrong date.
9. He tell's his date he'll pay for dinner, as long as she buys the condoms.
8. Picks her up on his bike. The 10-speed variety.
7. He brings an extra date in case the first doesn't work out.
6. Just before the extremely large bill arrives, his mysterious beeper goes off and he has to leave for the evening.
5. He says "Hey babe...anything you want...it's on my Bay card".
4. Two words: Burger King.
3. He says you can pick whatever you want from the dented can section at the grocery store.
2. He picks the movie in Spanish with Chinese subtitles because it's a doller cheaper.
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