10. "OSAP...hmmm..naw, doesn't sound familier. Should i know him?".
9. "Well, hows about i give ya my diploma...thats what i got loan for!!".
8. "My parents VISA number is 345346....".
7. "Me non speeke englishee...me no no wot OSAP iss..wong person!".
6. "Here's 100 000 post-dated checks".
5. "Uh...i was, like, just robbed or something...
4. "Hey, its not like I signed anything, did I?"
3. "Take it out of my WWII vet check..."
2. "You want a watch??? It's a Rolex, seriously!!!"
And the #1 Worst Way to Dodge Osap is...
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