10. Your son clears more cash in a week from his Lemonade Stand.
9. Your office is a table in the Coffee room (the table with the Coffee Machine).
8. You get paid in cash because your paycheck is too small to claim for Income Tax.
7. During your breaks, you shine your fellow workers shoes for pennies.
6. Your boss keeps you on for the other employee's to laugh at.
5. Your boss keeps you on so (S)HE can laugh at you.
4. Two Words: Mc Donalds.
3. You get excited when you get to take out the garbage.
2. You sit on a milk crate for a chair.
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