Top Ten
Top Ten reasons to Consider Getting a New Doctor
10. You have a strange suspicion that you saw him on Unsolved Mysteries.
9. He has an unhealthy fasination with really big, really sharp objects.
8. He uses the magic medical 8 ball to diagnose you.
7. He thinks full frontal labotomy is the new wonder cure.
6. He debates out loud with "little invisible men on his shoulders" whether to treat you or just kill you.
5. He uses dice to determine potency of presciption drugs.
4. In the waiting room they offer to cathederize you while you wait...for free.
3. He has a diploma from the University of Kellogg's.
2. He has a book entitled "how to pose as a doctor" on his bookshelf.
And the 1. Reason to Consider Getting a New Doctor is...
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